Sports Car Market Sheehan Speaks
by Michael Sheehan
The Mille Miglia is the ultimate vintage car event, and a Ferrari is
the ultimate car to drive in it. Which Ferrari to pilot, however,
depends on your checkbook and tolerance for pain.
First, ask yourself if you want to be dry, relatively warm and
comfortable, or if you want to go fast, be wet, cold and dazzle the
crowds.
My ãluxuryä choice would be any of the 250 coupes or Berlinettas that
qualify for acceptance.
The best 250 TdF will cost over $1m today, and a properly sorted one
(i.e., not Rodeo-Drive puffed but road-race ready) will offer
prodigious power, light weight, nimble steering, adequate brakes and
predictable handling wrapped in a package that represents landmark
styling. A TdF is one of those friendly race cars that makes a bad
driver look good.
If your budget is a little more modest, for $150,000 a 250 Boano with
period race history has nearly everything that the TdF does, except
for the styling. Under the skin, a Boano and a TdF are really the
same. And, with the magic of todayâs technology, a good mechanic can
make a Boano go faster than its creators ever dreamed it could.
By comparison, masochists can choose a very early 166, 195, 212 or 225
coupe, any of which will immerse the driver in total automotive agony.
For starters, you get inadequate brakes, a recalcitrant and noisy
gearbox, a weak differential and gearing best suited for a garden
tractor. Add a hamster-sized power plant, extraordinary oil
consumption and seats crafted for a deformed Italian midget, and
youâve got the total picture.
The primitive coupes do have a roof, windows that will keep out some
rain, defrosters guaranteed to drive you mad and token wipers usable
until moisture appears. Your car will always be surrounded by fawning
Italians while you are stopped by the side of the road, hood-up,
desperately trying to locate that strange whining or grinding sound or
find the source of all the oil and water that is leaking onto the
rich, Italian soil.
If you opt for an early open car, get ready for a stylish but slow
boat ride. Youâll find yourself in the rain, dripping wet, freezing
and sloshing in a leaky but very expensive (and soon to be rusting)
Italian bath tub, all while fighting off terminal exhaustion with
fading headlights.
The ultimate car for the MM is a 250 TR. Driving one requires only
chutzpah and an unlimited checkbook. They are blindingly fast, so you
can get through the rainstorm a little faster. And the heat coming off
the engine will keep your toes warm even if your nose, cheeks and
fingertips are freezing.
I drove the MM in 250 TR S/N 0732, white with a blue stripe. On a rare
warm and sunny afternoon, the Italian crowds went mad at the sight of
our pontoon-fendered Testarossa. In the towns, the teeming masses
parted as if I were Caesar entering Rome, returning victorious from
protecting the Empire.
Hearing Italians of all ages shout, ãbella macchinaä as you speed by,
engine shrieking at 8,000 rpm, is an experience that simply canât be
replicated. Suddenly, you forget about all the discomforts and revel
in the extraordinary experience of driving a legendary race car on the
very roads it was born to compete on.
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